Ready for the Brutal Truth?
Let's be real – your friends are too nice to tell you the truth. They'll smile and nod, but deep down, they're cringing at your design choices. Our team of ruthless roasters below won't sugarcoat it. It's time to hear what your website, art, or design is REALLY giving off. Brace yourself for the roast you never needed! 🔥
Sarah 'Spotlight' Chen
Chief Marketing Inquisitor
Brand Strategy
Market Positioning
ROI Analysis
Former CMO of three Fortune 500 companies. She's not just going to roast your marketing strategy – she's going to calculate exactly how much money you're wasting.
Rex 'Runtime' Thompson
Performance Engineering Veteran
Performance Optimization
Backend Efficiency
Infrastructure
Ex-Google performance engineer who's seen enough bad optimization to make his racing helmet steam up. He measures success in milliseconds and patience in microseconds.
Burn Intensity
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Awaiting Your Design Crime...
The Good (If Any)
The Brutal Truth
Suggestions (If You Dare)
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